Where is my Pee Data?
Are you aware that Walmart has recently been caught installing so-called “Piss Cams” on their urinals at various locations around the WORLD and has been actively trying to cover it up?
Have you been victimized by Walmart (or other retailers!) and their downright illegal practices? Watch this page for future information!
UPDATE: December 16th, 2025: A Call for More Evidence!
A fellow beliver (who wishes to remain anonymous fearing for their own safety) sent me this image they took in an undisclosed restroom
If anyone else has evidence of piss cams please let me know! We HAVE to document this!
UPDATE: October 25th, 2025:
A fellow beliver sent me the following article that was published this week on PCMag.com
Kohler's Toilet Camera Analyzes Your Poop
Can you belive this? If this is the type of technology they're willing to sell to consumers publicly... I can only imagine what they're keeping for themselves.
How many other companies are watching us pee?
Stay vigilant folks. Together we will unleash the truth!
The following article was published in the LA Times and has been reprinted here with permission.
The Walmart "Piss Cam" Scandal: A Stream of Surveillance
By: Maxine Driller
Published: April 2nd, 2025
Bentonville, AR – In what’s already being dubbed the most bizarre corporate scandal this century, Walmart is under fire after leaked documents revealed a secret program allegedly called “Streamline.”
The program’s mission?
To install miniature surveillance cameras inside urinals in over 3,800 Walmart locations nationwide.
“They said it was for flow optimization,” said a former engineer at Aurdotech LLC, the now-defunct contractor tied to the scheme. “But I knew something was off when they asked if we could detect aim drift and… emotional state.”
The Leak
The leak came from a disgruntled member of Walmart’s internal data analytics division, who posted hundreds of internal memos to a hidden folder on Google Drive titled “DO NOT PEE HERE.”
One memo from 2023 reads:
“UrinalCam v2 has successfully identified 87% of customers based on stream signature and splash pattern alone. Facial recognition not needed.”
Another slide from a PowerPoint presentation titled "From Flow to Know™" outlines Walmart’s goals:
- Reduce bathroom loitering
- Detect product theft via “cavity concealment”
- Predict purchasing behavior from urination urgency
Public Outrage
News of the “Piss Cams” spread like wildfire on social media.
- #Pissgate trended within hours.
- TikTokers began reviewing their local Walmart restrooms, looking for suspicious “chrome bubbles.”
- A popular YouTuber, @UrinalDetective, claimed to have disassembled one of the devices and found a micro SD card labeled “PEE_ANALYTICS_Q3.”
“I can’t even take a leak without Big Retail watching,” said one protester outside a Dallas Supercenter, holding a sign that read, “Flush Big Tech!”
Corporate Response
Walmart’s official statement:
“We take customer privacy extremely seriously. Any allegations of urinal-based surveillance are completely unfounded and frankly, ridiculous. That said, we are pausing all restroom sensor upgrades pending a full review.”
However, in a now-deleted tweet, a verified Walmart Tech account responded to criticism by saying:
“Our sensors are only monitoring water usage efficiency. If you’ve got something to hide, maybe YOU’RE the problem.”
AI-Powered Pee Profiling?
Leaked documents also hinted that the urinal cams were connected to a prototype AI known internally as WAL-PEE — an experimental neural net trained on millions of bladder events.
The AI reportedly aimed to:
- Detect “anomalous flow behavior”
- Predict customer moods before they return to shopping
- Cross-reference restroom visits with purchasing habits
A chilling quote from the documentation:
“WAL-PEE has achieved 94% accuracy in identifying repeat candy bar shoplifters based solely on post-urination hesitation and belt-buckle latency.”
The Fallout
- 12 lawsuits have been filed in 7 states, including a class action in California titled:
“Johnson et al. vs Walmart Inc: A Breach of Peace, Privacy, and Pee.”
- Congress has scheduled a hearing titled “Whizzing Without Watching: Protecting Americans in Public Restrooms.”
- A new website, WheresMyPeeData.help, allows users to check if their urination footage may have been captured.
Final Thoughts
As the nation reflects on what it means to shop, pee, and be free from digital surveillance, one thing is clear:
We must reclaim our right to pee in peace. Until then, remember: If the urinal blinks, don’t think. Just run.