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Where is my Pee Data?
The following article was published in the LA Times and has been reprinted here with permission.
The Walmart "Piss Cam" Scandal: A Stream of Surveillance
By: Maxine Driller Published: April 2nd, 2025
Bentonville, AR – In what’s already being dubbed the most bizarre corporate scandal this century, Walmart is under fire after leaked documents revealed a secret program allegedly called “Streamline.”
The program’s mission?
To install miniature surveillance cameras inside urinals in over 3,800 Walmart locations nationwide. “They said it was for flow optimization,” said a former engineer at Aurdotech LLC, the now-defunct contractor tied to the scheme. “But I knew something was off when they asked if we could detect aim drift and… emotional state.”
The Leak
The leak came from a disgruntled member of Walmart’s internal data analytics division, who posted hundreds of internal memos to a hidden folder on Google Drive titled “DO NOT PEE HERE.”
One memo from 2023 reads:
“UrinalCam v2 has successfully identified 87% of customers based on stream signature and splash pattern alone. Facial recognition not needed.”
Another slide from a PowerPoint presentation titled "From Flow to Know™" outlines Walmart’s goals:
- Reduce bathroom loitering
- Detect product theft via “cavity concealment”
- Predict purchasing behavior from urination urgency
Public Outrage
News of the “Piss Cams” spread like wildfire on social media.
- #Pissgate trended within hours.
- TikTokers began reviewing their local Walmart restrooms, looking for suspicious “chrome bubbles.”
- A popular YouTuber, @UrinalDetective, claimed to have disassembled one of the devices and found a micro SD card labeled “PEE_ANALYTICS_Q3.”
“I can’t even take a leak without Big Retail watching,” said one protester outside a Dallas Supercenter, holding a sign that read, “Flush Big Tech!”
Corporate Response
Walmart’s official statement: “We take customer privacy extremely seriously. Any allegations of urinal-based surveillance are completely unfounded and frankly, ridiculous. That said, we are pausing all restroom sensor upgrades pending a full review.”
However, in a now-deleted tweet, a verified Walmart Tech account responded to criticism by saying: “Our sensors are only monitoring water usage efficiency. If you’ve got something to hide, maybe YOU’RE the problem.”
AI-Powered Pee Profiling?
Leaked documents also hinted that the urinal cams were connected to a prototype AI known internally as WAL-PEE — an experimental neural net trained on millions of bladder events.
The AI reportedly aimed to:
- Detect “anomalous flow behavior”
- Predict customer moods before they return to shopping
- Cross-reference restroom visits with purchasing habits
A chilling quote from the documentation:
“WAL-PEE has achieved 94% accuracy in identifying repeat candy bar shoplifters based solely on post-urination hesitation and belt-buckle latency.”
The Fallout
- 12 lawsuits have been filed in 7 states, including a class action in California titled: “Johnson et al. vs Walmart Inc: A Breach of Peace, Privacy, and Pee.”
- Congress has scheduled a hearing titled “Whizzing Without Watching: Protecting Americans in Public Restrooms.”
- A new website, WheresMyPeeData.help, allows users to check if their urination footage may have been captured.
Final Thoughts:
- As the nation reflects on what it means to shop, pee, and be free from digital surveillance, one thing is clear:
- We must reclaim our right to pee in peace.
- Until then, remember:
- If the urinal blinks, don’t think. Just run.